WORLD’S LARGEST BALL O’ TWINE!!

Cawker City’s other only attraction

Gateway to the West

Chicago Skyline

“Besides, exclamation points are the gateway drug to swearing, and next thing you know you’re in traffic yelling DAMMIT(!!!!) and then look who can’t take the sacrament on Sunday.

… because she has fantastic grammar and punctuation.

“Finally got out on the bikes Saturday and boy howdy I do not recall bike seats being so abusive to the lady bits. I had to keep lowering my seat not to feel imposed upon. Surely it had to do with the first time back in the saddle. Yowch.”

“happiness is a crock of beans.”